January Magazine opens its mention of Carrie Prejean’s upcoming memoir with the title: File This Under “Books You’re Never Going to See Reviewed Here,” which is why we’re now huge fans of this magazine.

When a 22 year-old, best known for pronouncing discrimination as a freedom of speech, is given by someone the opportunity to voice their opinions in a book most likely to be written by a ghost-writer, it’s important that equality advocates and rational people call it what it is: absurd nonsense.

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